gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square100fedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down115
arrow-up1540arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agomessage-square100fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95·16 hours agoA sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·11 hours agoThe sandwich: 🌭
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·10 hours agoThat’s a taco.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·8 hours agoTacos are a flatbread sandwich.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·8 hours agoNo hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-216 hours agoEnters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 hours agoFreeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·16 hours agoYou’ll love my nuts.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·16 hours agoOnly in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·16 hours agoThere aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·15 hours agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 hours agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 hours agoTime is a flat circle.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 hours agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 hours agoSo like an Uncrustable.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·15 hours agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoI thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·13 hours agoHow many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoTwo and it’s been cut on both already.
minus-squareEnzy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoWhat if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Soup
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
You’ll love my nuts.
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Well yeah, time exists.
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
Mobius sandwich
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?