This is online discourse. You’re supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
That’s actually very easy on Lemmy
Take a slice and then cut it diagonal on the side.
That’s how I feel about my statement about sandwiches using mayo.
edit: See?
Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?
No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.
What’s behind her and why does it have a vein?
It’s a horn. No veins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE
TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)
An excellent song.
The bass slaps!
I don’t adjust my opinions based on online voting done by idiots.
I always enjoy it when I post a silly joke and the first two people misunderstand it, and then the rest of humanity sees a negative number, so they don’t even give it the benefit of the doubt anymore and just toss their
-1into there for good measure.Like, it’s sad that the post went to waste, but I don’t care how far into the negative it is. At that point, a large negative number just amuses me.
Get yourself a server with no downvotes. It is the wave of the future.
Yeah, I am anti-/s. I feel like using /s is explaining the joke. If people can read the tone great, but I definitely have some negative scores here and there, and it is what it is, I won’t abandon my principles.
Thank you for your service.
I think it’s fair if it’s really not obvious at all but yeah kinda ruins the joke a lot of the time
tagged sarcasm is akin to /joke
or lolololol
or hahahahah
JUST FUCKING OWN YOUR WIT
Also a bunch of laughing emojis put in a written joke are kind of like telling the joke and adding “you should laugh here”.
i know right lol
<twitch>
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Soup
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
You’ll love my nuts.
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Well yeah, time exists.
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Like a pizza.
Mobius sandwich
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
I don’t see what the problem is.
Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳
(凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)
Is that a giant penis in the background?
Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post…
…it’s just a paper towel, but i can understand the confusion…
Are you perchance suffering from peniledolia?
i think it’s called ‘phalladolia’
I certainly hope so
Who lays down to cut a sandwich? How does that even work?
Nonono, they mean cutting with the broad side of the knife
You guys cut your sandwiches?
If they snitch.
diagonally.
two triangles. there’s some science behind this: the angle/cut makes the eater take smaller bites.
smaller bites have been shown to have a greater sensory experience: texture & flavor.
if you like science and are smart cut your FUCKING SANDWICHES DIAGONALLY
Fuck you I WANT A BIG CHOMP
Have you a source for this because if you do I’ll never cut a sandwich any other way for the rest of my life. I swear it.
source: their ass
This doesn’t make sense, I can’t take as big of a bite of a horizontal cut because I can’t nom pointy end first into roughly half the sandwich?
If you like science you’ll provide sources. ;)
What is in the sandwich determines if you cut it diagonally. Tuna/chicken/egg salad sandwiches shouldn’t be cut diagonally because everything falls out.
If it’s a mostly wet filling like those you’e mentioned, the cut isn’t what’s making it fall out of the sandwich. Those tend to get pushed out the back and sides even without cutting it. Especially if it’s got a lot of if in there.
yeah this is my problem with this whole argument - too many sandwiches suffer from any cutting. build it, give it a good smoosh then use the bread to pinch in the ingredients that want to slide around like tomatoes or pickles.
but, I do recognize, I’m way too serious about sandwiches lol
I will go down in a blaze of glory for my convictions. been banned from a few places for them. really don’t give a shit about what others think, just as long as I make them think.
after all if you can’t stand by your convictions, what can you stand for?
