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qaz@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago

Nuclear winter skiing

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qaz@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    “going anywhere” AKA being instantly vaporized and having the dust of your remains carried around the world by the wind.

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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      To quote my best guy:

      The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them.

      • quicksand@lemmy.world
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        Gotta be Vonnegut, right?

        • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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          That’s Bomber Harris, my dude.

          • quicksand@lemmy.world
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            Ok thanks

      • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        And people were dumb enough to let them believe that until they had made a huge, huge mess already. I see some of the same shit today, just more domestically.

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      “going everywhere”

      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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        I mean, why limit yourself to just one place when you can visit them all?

        • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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          “get normally distributed”

  • yesman@lemmy.world
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    That woman has handled more steroids than the whole cast of “The Expendables”.

    • MaggiWuerze@feddit.org
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      She looks like Jeremiah Johnson from the Nod of Approval gif

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    Why are you guys talking about nuclear weapons? She’s referring to the “dirty bomb” that she dropped in a Nando’s bathroom in London 2014

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    Assuming she survived the nukes the UK immediately sent in response - and then perhaps others sent by other NATO nations for good measure - I imagine she’d have her choice of places to visit in the world, yes.

    …Because there’d be a whole lot of new theatres of war open for her to be deployed to as her country faces full scale invasion by the 32 Allied Nations.

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      Would the allied nations want to imvade the smouldering ruins of Russia though?

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        Would there still be oil under russian soil after nuclear war?

        • Nurgus@lemmy.world
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          Fair point…

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    Least war-mongering Russian.

  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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    If the men don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you sociopathic.

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    Why London? Russia isn’t at war with the UK.

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      Russia loves to posture with their empty threats.

    • qaz@lemmy.worldOP
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      The UK has been publicly supporting Ukraine from early on.

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      They hate us cuz they ain’t us

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    She is just looking at it as a professional. I do not see the problem.

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    Someone’s fishing for a promotion.

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    Ask Germany how well that works

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    Do this Jelena and Ghoul would make ass jerky of you.

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      Who’s Ghoul? I’d like to subscribe to his newsletter.

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          What the helliszat? Yelena’s prom picture?

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          So, I haven’t watched this series yet and now I have a question. Did they name the ghoul “Ghoul?” Because in the games any person who is exposed to radiation that has a certain mutation becomes a ghoul instead of just dead, it’s more like a mutation than it is a specific person, and on top of that only some retain a shred of their humanity, most becoming feral. Like, famous ghouls include Gob (my favorite), Hancock, Festus, Harold (other favorite), Calamity, etc. Did the show change that?

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            So far he’s just “the ghoul” but there are some pre-war scenes about him before he was a ghoul, and he does have a name there

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              Ah ok, well that’s good. Has he called anyone “smoothskin” yet?

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