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Samskara@sh.itjust.works to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · 7 hours ago

Day in the Life of a True Fediverse User

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Day in the Life of a True Fediverse User

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Samskara@sh.itjust.works to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · 7 hours ago
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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    12 minutes ago

    “for ninety minutes straight”

    False. We don’t do anything straight for any amount of time

  • YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip
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    I’ve been here since the APIcolypse, and I understood about half of the OP, but you get my upvote, anyway.

    My defining moment of the fediverse is when I made a stupid joke asking about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and was told the short answer was Capitalism.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.

      Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.

      • Cris@lemmy.world
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        Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who’s perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)

        We’re all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we’ve all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late

    • StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml
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      It’s there but you blocked it

  • Aljernon@lemmy.today
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    You neglected: Call everyone to the Left of you a “liberal” before bemoaning the lack of solidarity on the Left.

  • алсааас [she/they]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fake and gay

    detected

    Linux

    instead of

    GNU/Linux

    • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’d like to interject for a moment…

  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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    Certified Arch user.

  • ikidd@lemmy.world
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    You forgot 90 mins of intense pearl clutching before lunch to work up an appetite.

  • squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi
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    Ey! It’s 3am in 10 minutes…

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      Well it’s just past 3am now. You getting to bed yet or cutting into your 4.5hr of sleep?

      • squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi
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        I’m not awake, you are awake!

    • Druid@lemmy.zip
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      ayy 4am sharp. it’s new year’s tho so that doesn’t count

  • recentSlinky@lemmy.ca
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    You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Certified true user.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which socialism is the good socialism first

    • WamGams@lemmy.ca
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      It isn’t an argument: the answer is Mint.

      • Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Linux Mint is what you recommend to noobs and normies. All the cool kids are using NixOS now.

        • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
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          Ha get with the times old man it’s cachyos now. Even that’s getting old though I assume some new shit will come into the spotlight soon

          • алсааас [she/they]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            The real cool kids use the new gen of image based distro like Bluefin now 😎

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              That’s just a less powerful version of NixOS’ atomic updates.

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                I use arch btw

                • Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  I use Linux Mint XFCE Edition.

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    Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.

    Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.

    Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they’re half a year old.

    Next late evening: Remember to eat.

    Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.

  • flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukM
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    4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.

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    if you dye first then you can start meowing while waiting for the dye to take

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    TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.

    I’ll see myself out thank you

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      Certified true user.

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        I actually even double checked that it hadn’t changed since the last time I used one! Ha

        They were really fun to play with during class though.

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    Fake. No beans, moths, corn…

    • jif@piefed.ca
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      Ya, I always watch some corn before I go to sleep.

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        as one does.

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      Or jeans, pondering orbs, or Taylor Swift’s jet… and not even one Star Trek/Wars/LOTR reference!?

      img

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    I’m the “It’s Day ___ and they still haven’t noticed me” meme😆

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      Certified true user.

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